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Do more of this in 2015

Do more of this in 2015

Last year I wrote a similar blog post about what would happen if I were in charge of things in 2014.  Read my thoughts by clicking here.  This year I will continue what I started last year.  If I were the King of the Forest in 2015 I would do the following:

  • Invest heavily in public Wi-Fi for populated areas and eliminate the need for cell phone companies.  They can be relegated to sparsely populated areas until technology eliminates them in those areas also.
  • Celebrate good behavior and punish bad behavior.
  • Teach long division and cursive writing – it builds character!
  • Spend vast amounts of money for small businesses to learn the benefits of technology.  Can we eliminate the fax machine by 2016?
  • Start a competition to find someone who can build a manually operated can opener for under $10 that works well and won’t break in 2 years.
  • Start a competition to find someone who can find a replacement for the can as a long-term storage vessel for food stuffs.  This would make the item above superfluous.
  • Make a Royal Proclamation continuing my 2014 ban on Royal Proclamations.
  • Develop a technique to blunt the rage-a-holic tendencies of Jimmy Sad Eyes.  If you don’t know who Jimmy Sad Eyes is; read about him here, here and here.

Have a great week.

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Written by pacelinebiz

January 19, 2015 at 8:01 am

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