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A Conversation With Santa

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A new bicycle, with that attitude?

A new bicycle, with that attitude?

I had some time earlier this week to talk with Santa as he took a break from a production scheduling meeting. We talked about several things but I wanted to highlight the conversation we had about his naughty list.  After I pressed him he told me ten things that would definitely get you on his naughty list.  He told me to make sure I was clear that these items are not all-inclusive and are not ranked in order. 

  • Cutting someone off in the mall parking lot for a parking spot.
  • Hand gestures of any kind unless it is a friendly wave hello.
  • Talking nonsense about his existence – especially in front of young children.
  • Being stingy at any time of the year, no make-up points will be given by dropping coins in the kettle by the person ringing the bell at the mall.
  • Leaving lousy, low-fat snacks for him on the big night.
  • Rearranging the furniture after December 10th when he finalizes his maps of each residence.
  • Forgetting to leave the flue open on the chimney.
  • Keeping a cluttered house, there have been many times he has almost blown his cover when he stepped on a rogue Lego block in his stocking feet. If this keeps up he is going to keep his boots on and he wants you to know that reindeer have a very ample “output”.
  • Writing songs like The Twelve Pains of Christmas or Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer.
  • Insinuating that his red nose comes from anything other than the cold North Pole Temperatures.

I hope this will help keep you off the naughty list for next year, have a great week.

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Written by pacelinebiz

December 8, 2014 at 8:01 am

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