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Questions That Need Answers

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So many questions, so few answers…

  • Why did you hate to sit still when you were young and took every chance you had to run around non-stop and now the reverse is true?
  • Why are things which are considered undesirable called cheesy yet companies advertise cheesy breadsticks and cheesy cheddar burgers etc? 
  • Why are traffic lanes with a left, green arrow a red arrow the entire time that the light in the other lanes remain green?  Do the people in charge think I can’t judge if I can make a left across traffic?  Many times that arrow is red but no traffic is coming towards me.  Can someone explain that?
  • Why is pork (sausage, bacon and ham) so overwhelmingly popular for breakfast?  Did the beef and chicken industry drop the ball?
  • Is this a rhetorical question?
  • If you stick your hand in the dirt it is said to get dirty.  Does the dirt get “handy”?
  • Is it good advice from your Doctor if you ask him what to do if it hurts when you walk and he says “limp”.
  • If lemonade is made from lemons, why isn’t Gatorade made from Alligators?
  • If 3M made millions from post it notes which were nothing more than glue not working very well why didn’t GM have success with the Chevy Vega – it didn’t work very well either?
  • If a dog is man’s best friend, does he need to get better friends?  I mean the dog.
  • When I was younger, the express lane in the grocery store was 8 items or less and it is now sometimes 15 or 20.  Is this the result of inflation?
  • Do they call it “weather” because it doesn’t matter whether it rains or shines you can’t do anything about it?
  • If your wife catches you checking out another woman is it a good idea to tell her you were using your hindsight?
  • Why is the other side of the pillow so cool?
  • If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it why do I inevitably get stuck in the slowest line at the bank?
  • Is it true that recently released Colorado Rockies Pitcher Jamie Moyer is so old (nearly 50) that when he started pitching he wore “young” spice aftershave?

Have a great week pondering these questions.  I will be happy to hear your answers.

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Written by pacelinebiz

June 11, 2012 at 10:05 am

Posted in Humor

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