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Over the river and through the woods…Happy Thanksgiving!

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Thanksgiving is here and Christmas is just around the corner.  That could only mean one thing – a humorous (hopefully) look at what Americans will be doing over the Thanksgiving Holiday.  Below is a list according to my unscientific poll:

Over the holiday weekend…

14% of Americans will eat a sugary dessert and then feel bad about it.

26% of Americans will cut someone off on the way to the mall inciting a profanity laced response.

39% of the above profanity laced responses will include at least one gesture.

47% of those gestures will be obscene.

55% of Americans will lie about their Mother in Laws “good” cooking.

62% of Americans will fall asleep on the couch watching football.

71% of Mother in Laws will lie about their Son in Laws good parenting “skills”.

85% of Americans will use their credit card to make a gift purchase they don’t want to make for a person they don’t like.

93% of Americans will immediately read the sports or comics in the Sunday paper.

100% of Americans deserve a nice long weekend.

I hope all of you have a safe and restful holiday.   Please take some time to be thankful.  Despite all of the economic problems we have in America, we are better than 95% of the rest of the world because we have a roof over our heads, clothes on our back and food in our stomachs.

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Written by pacelinebiz

November 23, 2009 at 9:04 pm

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  1. Good stuff – I enjoy reading. Have a super Thanksgiving. Life is Good

    Kathy Murauskas

    November 24, 2009 at 9:58 am


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