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Random thoughts from a deliberate mind

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  • The wheel – The best thing BEFORE sliced bread.
  • What’s so great about sliced bread?
  • If you are sick, at least you have your health… umm never mind.
  • Why is it called a forecast if it is for 5 days?
  • What is the day after 2 straight days of rain? ANY day.
  • Why is the weather man on TV called a meteorologist – instead of a no good stinking liar?
  • If Will Rogers never met a man he didn’t like he either didn’t try very hard, didn’t get out much or never met a politician.
  • If 3 strikes are called an out in baseball and a turkey in bowling what are 3 lightening strikes called?  Really bad luck.
  • Maybe it’s me but I get a little uncomfortable when my Doctor talks about “practicing” medicine.
  • Is the completion of a luncheon call a dungeon?
  • If there are 24 hours in day, 7 days in a week and 52 weeks in a year why is there always one on every crowd?
  • What do you call a guy who hits a little white ball and chases after it in the woods?  Rich.
  • If someone who has a positive outlook is called an optimist and a person who has a negative outlook is called a pessimist, why don’t you call someone who has a neutral outlook a Swissimist?
  • If diamonds are a girl’s best friend and dog is man’s best friend what does that say about the man?
  • I believe that if a baseball pitcher has a complete game it can be called a 9 inning outing.
  • “All’s well that ends well”.  Using that logic you could be confined to a bed your whole life, be miraculously cured, step out into traffic, get killed by a car and your heirs win a million dollar lawsuit.   Aw, it sure is a shame about Jimmy but we did win that lawsuit so “all’s well that ends well”.

 Next week we’ll get back to business.

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Written by pacelinebiz

October 19, 2009 at 8:53 pm

Posted in General Interest

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